Omegle - Vilicht di geilscht erfindig sit OMG

Omegle.com isch e Website, wo di mit "complete strangers" total anonym loht rede. Es verbindet di eifach mitere andere Person, wo grad au uf dere siite isch. Nach 3-4 langwilige "grad weder usem chat use go" sessions springt mi das 13 Jährige Meitli vo Holland a. (Si cha dammi guet änglisch für 13... Aber da si so naiv isch, glaubis eifach mol ^^)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: Do u like spongebob or patrick.

You: patrick actually

You: spongebob seems to be on coke the whole time :(

Stranger: MYGOD YOURE AWSOME!

You: I know!

You: Do you remember Darkwing Duck? :D

Stranger: I love patrick, spongebob and you<3

Stranger: darkwing duck. No. But i do remember a episode of spongebob<3

You: Oh really?

You: What did he do?

You: or they

Stranger: He wanted to be normal.

You: can't recall that one ^^

Stranger: hm. Another.

Stranger: There's one with a jellydisco.

Stranger: jellyfishdisco in his house.

You: okay :D

Stranger: But i don't like that one so much.

You: I think I'm not the right guy to talk about spongebob :P

You: I've seen like 5 episodes or smth like that

Stranger: I thought that too.

You: hrm...

You: so have you played the new godfather game yet?

Stranger: Where do you look at when you're looking televison?

You: I don't

You: I get my tv series from the internet

Stranger: No, i've never seen or played anything with gothfather.

Stranger: I only know it's about the maffia.

You: ya it's great

Stranger: i'll keep that in mind ^^

Stranger: so, where r u from?

You: switzerland

Stranger: next to austria?

Stranger: with a lot of mountains.

You: Kinda :P

Stranger: okee :')

You: Don't see any mountains though... we also have flat places

You: and you?

Stranger: Holland.

You: weee

Stranger: The under the sea level country with weed and hookers.

You: yeah yeah :D

You: I know

You: never been there :(

Stranger: do you think thats really holland? xD

You: but wanted to go for some years

You: well I didn't know about the sea level stuff :P

Stranger: but you didn't do that? xD

Stranger: well, i didn't neither but i payed attention with geography 8D

You: Geography... err... had some hot girls sitting around me in that class ^^

You: not my fault I didn't pay attention

Stranger: What is more FANTASTIC than geography.

You: Hm...

You: hitting your thumb with a hammer?

Stranger: its so interesting. especially the sealevel stuff and mountains and others.

You: hehe you're weird :D

Stranger: Are you a Lesbian or a guy

Stranger: i mean, hot girls.

You: Well since I'm a guy and I like girls I sometimes also refer to me as lesbian xD

Stranger: That's smart of you.

You: So you're from holland?

You: What kind of music do you listen to?

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: Hmm.

Stranger: Kane, that's from Holland, Jesse McCartney, Tiëste (from holland too), and some other things.

Stranger: tiësto *

You: So that's like trance?

You: I only know Tiesto a bit...

Stranger: Tiësto .

Stranger: that's uhm, house, dance.

Stranger: Kane & Jesse is just pop.

Stranger: and De RHCP, not to forget.

Stranger: And where do you listen to?

You: Well I used to listen to trance, went over to hardstyle, converted to Hardcore and not I've sworn off of electronic music and listen to metal :D

Stranger: whow, hard music xD

Stranger: I don't like that very much, but it isn't a girl thing i suppose.

You: Oh we have girls ^^

Stranger: I though a lot of gothics listen to hardcore... Are you one? xD

You: nooo those that listen to hardcore are those with bomber jackets and bald heads ^^

Stranger: O ,we call that 'gabbers

Stranger: in holland xD

You: same thing <.<

Stranger: i know.

You: No, now I let my hair grow and wear silly shirts

You: so kinda my own style yay

Stranger: That nice (:

You: but I read somewhere above that you're a girl? :D

Stranger: I like people with their own style.

Stranger: Yay ^^

You: Got plenty of style ^^

Stranger: likethat.

You: Tell me about your hair :D

You: I like loong black hair on women

Stranger: My hair? xD

You: ya :D

Stranger: Is that so important ? 8D

You: You gotta start somewhere :D

Stranger: It's a little dark. And not very long.

Stranger: a little normal -.-

You: good thing about that is that it can still grow :D

Stranger: And you can paint it =D

You: oh yeah!

You: during carneval I had mine green!

You: freaked everyone out ^^

Stranger: GREEN.

Stranger: Mygod.

Stranger: awsome.

Stranger: <3

You: yeah thought so too ^^

Stranger: My friend has sometimes pink and purple in her hair, that rocks.

You: depends

You: if it's not overdone it's nice

You: so ehm... why arent you at school/work/whatever right now? it's half past 1 where you live too right?

Stranger: Not complety pink.

Stranger: But just a few hairs.

Stranger: Yes it is, but i had 3 hours school today (:

Stranger: And you.

You: I'm at work

You: Kinda nothing going on

You: so I'm lookign for some distraction ^^

You: Damn

Stranger: At work ? What kinda job do u havE?

Stranger: have *

You: I'm in IT

Stranger: Aha.

You: pretty much can do what I want... if they complain I delete their accounts ^^

Stranger: making a lot of money ^^

You: well

You: ehm

You: not yet

Stranger: awh.

You: I only finished my school and all about half a year ago

You: so that's normal ^^

Stranger: okee (:

You: so you are still going to "high school"?

Stranger: yes, you can my school compare to a high school.

You: can I ask how old you are? :3

Stranger: but in Holland we call it a ''middelbare school''

Stranger: how old. how old do u think.

You: I don't know.. 'bout 16?

Stranger: No, when I say my age you're going the disconnect me xD

You: 12? :D

Stranger: 13.

You: Hmm

Stranger: shocked.

You: I almost don't remember being that young once ^^

You: not really, you started the conversation with spongebob :P

Stranger: Owyeah. that's true.

Stranger: I didn't remember that //

You: I have blown your mind :

You: :P

Stranger: that's not nice of you Ö

You: so what do you do in your spare time?

You: any sports? books? other hobbies?

Stranger: Horseriding. And msn. And homework -.-

You: geez

You: every fucking girl I know is horseriding

You: what about it? :D

You: I mean...

You: man!

You: :D

Stranger: Maybe because it's fun.

You: huah

You: didn't thing about that one ^^

You: -g +k

Stranger: I thought every girl said that .

You: nah

Stranger: so i'm original ;d

You: :D

You: looks like it

You: hm..

Stranger: can you ski and snowboard in Switzerland?

You: yupp

Stranger: I though so.

You: only in winter though

Stranger: Aha. Can you ski or snowboard? xD

You: Well... if I say I won't tell you'll know, so I won't say anything :P

Stranger: Aha. xD

Stranger: Are they broadcasting beauty and the Nerd in Switzerland (A) ?

You: yeah? :D

You: Ah.. .right

You: all the great tv concepts come from holland :D

Stranger: Beauty and the nerd doesn't come from holland.

Stranger: nothing comes from holland xD

You: except weed and hookers :P

Stranger: Ö You're so mean.

You: nooo

You: just stating a stereotype ^^

Stranger: i'm not a hooker ánd i've never smoked weed.
Amerkig: Do bini soo churz devor gsi z säge: "You're only 13.. the weed and the being a hooker will still come :D"

You: I didn't say that

Stranger: Maybe i'm not a real hollander.

You: Well then I'm not a real Swiss because I can't ski? ;)

Stranger: I dont say that.

You: see

You: exactly the same situation about my hooker comment =)

Stranger: But i don't think you can compare the dutch hookers and weed with Switzerland and skiing.

Stranger: I don't know a lot of Switzerland.

Stranger: They don't have such things.

You: typical sterotypes?

Stranger: Yeah, that.

You: everyone lives at a farm with cows

You: we make choccolate and cheese

Stranger: Chocolat <3

You: we have big banks

You: :D

You: now I got you :D

Stranger: yeah, you really do.

You: well easter is coming up

You: feeding frenzy!

Stranger: coming up?

You: as in "going to be on this weekend"

Stranger: Oooo xD

Stranger: i'm going to make some homework -.-

Stranger: Byee.

You: sure sure

You: have fun

You: bye bye

Stranger: really really.

Stranger: Always fun with my homework <3

You: ^^

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Mer chan au mit religöse Fanatiker vill spass ha, wie de Eti hett döfe erfahre :D

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You: hi
Stranger: PRAISE BE TO ALLAH
You: yeah sure
Stranger: THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD AND MUHAMMED IS HIS PROPHET
You: Are you at this college to in Afghanistan, i
You: I was with Achmed too learn how to bomb ourselfes
You: I like Hare Krishna
Stranger: do not mock the prophet or i will behead you
Stranger: ALLAH IS MOST MERCIFUL
You: Do you know Uriella?
You: shes kuuel
Stranger: ALLAH ACKBAR
You: How much Virgins do you get for beeing in this chat?
Stranger: DO NOT MOCK OUR JIHAD
Stranger: ALLAH ACKBAR
You: Is ALLAH ACK a bar?
You: frow where are you?
You: do they serve good drinks?
Stranger: holland
Stranger: and yes
You: I like to eat Pig
Stranger: ALLAH ACKBAR
Stranger: GOD WILL SMITE YOU
You: Smile at me?
You: kuuel!
Stranger: HE IS MOST MERCIFUL BUT DOES NOT TOLERATE BLASPHEMY
You: I like it when girls blas me?
Stranger: YOU ARE THE GREAT SATAN
You: Yeah im great
You: but my name isnt satan
Stranger: ALLAH ACKBAR
You: how is this satan?
Stranger: ALLAH IS MOST MERCIFUL
You: You said that before
Stranger: DO NOT MOCK ALLAH WHO IS THE ONLY GOD AND MUHAMMED IS HIS PROPHET
Stranger: PEACE BE UPON HIM
You: Yeah i like peace
You: i like to smook weed too
You: do you smook weed?
Stranger: IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN THAN YOU MUST CONVERT
You: from *.mp3 to what?
Stranger: WE ACKNOWLEDGE JESUS AS A GREAT PROPHET BUT HIS WORDS WERE CORRUPTED
Stranger: MUHAMMED (PEACE BE UPON HIM) WAS VISITED BY THE ARCH ANGEL GABRIEL
You: gabriel is a friend of mine
You: hes always drunk
Stranger: ALLAH BLESSED HIM WITH LITERACY TO WRITE THE HOLY QURAN
Stranger: THAT IS PROOF ENOUGH THAT ALLAH IS ALL POWERFUL
Stranger: AND MOST MERCIFUL
Stranger: I CAN NO LONGER TOLERATE YOU INFIDEL
Stranger: MAY ALLAH BE MERCIFUL
You: may I never die!
Stranger: INFIDEL
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